Announcement for the ignorant: Today is Super Bowl Sunday

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*Note:  Oh. My. Gosh.  You would not believe how long ago I wrote this.  Seriously, I found these flower pots in June but then I realized it wasn't football season and decided to save them.  So here they are!!

For those of you who have been searching.  Searching. Far and wide, for the perfect Super Bowl floral arrangement, I say look no further.  I have the pots for you.

I totally understand why someone made these. I mean, who Hasn't worried about making the perfect floral arrangement for the big game?

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Strangely, the website says this product is no longer available.  Who buys NFL stuff out of season?  

Who buys NFL stuff at all?
Yes, I'm sure there's one of you.  Enjoy the flowers. And um, some game today.

Back by semi-popular demand

It's been awhile since I posted.  Okay, a long while, okay, we're in a whole new year.  I'm sure you've missed me terribly.  I missed you, too.  I missed you so much I'd like to give you a gift.  The gift of dirt. And it is not cheap.

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That's right, it's even authenticated dirt. For you to put your drink on.  It's a strange household that cares so much about not getting drink stains on the coffee table but uses dirt to prevent a mishap.  And pays $40 for the privilege.

People who use coasters don't generally want dirt on their tables.

The fight after the race

On Wednesday the grannies raced.  It's taken this long for them to get to the finish line, and now everyone's fighting about who won.  The grandpas,

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And those amazingly active grandmas.

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Apparently the twilight years are far more violent than I ever imagined.