(source: a Wal-Mart in Orem, UT)
You are either
A) such a neat freak that you want to be cleaning every second of every day, or
B) so lazy that you bought these in the hope that if you put them on, a path of cleanliness will appear as you shuffle between the couch, the TV, and the refrigerator.
I think we all know which one is the better option.
Thanks to Keri W. and Matt W. for keeping us all so clean
