The Cat Lady

He sauntered down the aisle.  Walgreens was a step down from his usual haunts, but it would have to do; Leanne had driven.  Larry paused for a moment to investigate a display at the end of an aisle.  The hair on the back of his neck went up--someone was staring at him.  A tired-looking pregnant woman.  Whatever.  Leanne didn't need to activate plan B, the device held in her hand.  Everyone knows leashes are for dogs.
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Yes, I saw a cat, with owner following, wandering through the drug store. At some point you have to ask yourself.  Who owns who?  Here's a clue, if you aren't just tempted by cat lampshades,

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but actually OWN one, you might want to think about a re-evaluation.  Unless you're trying to be immortalized by an action figure previously featured here on WhatWeirdos:

The Cat Lady.

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Special thanks to Juli M. for the lampshade ;)

Again, yes, I really did see a cat in Walgreens today.  For reals.

No one will know

Do you think people will figure out there's a kitty litter box in this potted plant?

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All the stealth in the world is not going to hide a kitty litter box.  No matter how it's camouflaged by your living room plants.  Just trust me on this one. 

How to torture your dog

"Rufus!  Rufus!  Come here boy!  Look what I got for ya!  Let's get some exercise.  Chase the bubbles!"

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Arf! Arf!  ar...rrrGRRRRR!

"What's the matter boy?  Huh Rufus?  What is it?"

GRRR!  [snarl]

"Whatsamatter?  I thought you loved the smell of bacon."

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"See!  Says right here on the Bubble Buddy package:  'bacon-flavored bubbles for your pet'"

Thanks Juli!

OMGosh! The perfect stuff for your pooch!

Like, I totally, like, found the perfect, um, things, for my smoochie oochums.  Cause, see, like, I know that dogs don't like jumping.  So I've like totally gotten her a puppy ramp to get in and out of my hummer.  Now her nails won't get chipped or worn down, cause fer sure that would be yuck.

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And I bet you like can't guess what I got her for her birthday.  Like guess.  You don't know?  LOL!  I like totally, um, got her this cultured pearl necklace!  Cause like my little snuffy uffy would rather stay home than go outside without the perfect jewelry.

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Oops!  Sorry the picture looks totally like I took it with my phone!  Here's a closeup of the collar.  Er, I mean, necklace:

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I die!  It's bananas.  If you want one you're in lucky land cause this one necklace is only $139 (minimum order:  six).  Like totally.

Tweets for the obsessed

Today, I'm going to let this product's own P.R. team speak to you directly.  Take it away Puppy Tweets people.

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"Puppy Tweets are the new Barks! Ever wonder what your pup is doing while you're away? Well, now you can get the 411 with text messages from Puppy Tweets! 

Whenever your dog moves, barks (or just naps), the tag knows it and sends a WiFi signal to your computer which then sends you a Tweet via Twitter. 

Simply set up a Twitter page for your dog and your Puppy Tweets tag starts generating Tweets. Puppy Tweets comes pre-loaded with over 500 phrases that put a humorous or insightful spin on your dog's daily activity. 

For example, a bark may generate a Tweet of: “I bark because I miss you. There I said it. Now hurry home.” A quick run through the house could produce: “I finally caught that tail I’ve been chasing and…OOUUUCHH!” Invite your friends and family to follow your pet on Twitter and help your dog follow his or her favorite puppy pals or celebrities. Puppy Twitter lets you connect with your pet over the Internet. It’s a great way to brighten your day ‘cause a Tweet from your pooch is a virtual smooch! "

Of course! Invite your friends to follow your puppy's twitter feed!  Let them join in the fun of witnessing the look on your face when you check Rover's tweets after an energetic face licking session and realize the tweet just preceding that one read "MMMmmm, nothing like the water from the toilet bowl to quench my thirst."

The Cat in his Commode

If you are looking for a solution to the kitty litter problem in your life, The Cat Genie people have figured out a way for you to never have to change the litter again. It's actually pretty cool. It just looks really funny.

LOVE how the cat's licking his paws right there. Yum. And see, the above is just one, um, setting. There are three ways you can get it. Open for all to see, pictured above, sidewalled:

or enclosed for the most privacy:

Here's the important question: How do you decide which one to purchase?

"Kitty! Spot! Felis cattus! There you are my precious. We need to talk. I'm about to spend a lot of money on a gift for you, and I need to seriously know:
How much privacy do you prefer while you do your bidness?"

*MWARR! HISS!*

"Okay! Okay! I said I was sorry about that! Can't you let it go? I didn't realize you were in there! I'll get the enclosed one!"

(http://www.catgenie.com/)

Dog: The Full Experience

Look at this cute little doggie. Or puppy, as my husband calls all dogs regardless of their ginormous size. Isn't he adorable? And look, he has a flea collar:

Are you envious? The people at ShooTag think you are! Behold:

Now your whole family can go to the dogs!

All this is ignoring that the ShooTag collar "utilizes the power of the bio-energetic field which surrounds all living things to create a frequency barrier. (...) ShooTag's magnetic strip is encoded with beneficial frequencies and resonances and an electromagnetic charge bearing a polarized energy signature, which when introduced into the bio-energetic field of the wearer produces results."

Ahem (cough. snort.).

Moving along.

(http://www.genuineshootag.com/)

Let's all give a hey howdy hey thank you to Matt W. for finding this one for us.