"America: where you will go to jail if you do this to a cat, even if you try to distract the police with your patriotism."
"I was supposed to be the national bird, not that stupid bald vulture. To eat me would be downright unamerican."
"Hawaii is part of America."
"The flag is on fire! And Uncle Sam is prancing! What kind of a poster is this?!"
"Don't forget which country you owe your allegiance to. Because the rest of us are a bit confused.
"Stand by the flag. Maybe that way no one will notice what you're standing on."
"Happy Fourth. I hate you so much I'd like to greet you with a cannon ball."
"Greetings. If you don't show enough ardor for your country you will be burned alive in a patriotic cauldron."
"This is how Uncle Sam started that flag fire. Beware if you're planning on inviting him to any barbecues."
"I swear I'm a flag-waving, country-loving, bald-eagle-kissing Turkey. Please don't eat me."
"Maybe this will finally prove how much I love America."
"Kiss me I'm American."
"I, the bald eagle, am really starting to wonder whether this little boy is celebrating Valentine's Day, St. Patrick's Day, the Fourth of July, or soliciting money on behalf of Save the Children."
Gosh, these posters make me so proud. Happy Birthday America!
Omigosh! I snorted and laughed so hard! My favorite is the one where Uncle Sam is prancing and setting the flag on fire.
ReplyDeleteMy favorites are the Thanksgiving Greetings!
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