"Welcome, welcome, come in."
(yes, that's "welcome" in binary)
"Wasn't that yummy? Lip smackin' good. Well, on to dessert."
"Oh, I'm terribly sorry! I didn't realize you don't like ice cream." (I had a roommate in college who just didn't like ice cream. Freak.)
"Perhaps you'd enjoy a cupcake then?"
"Let's play some games now. How about rubik's cube? My husband can actually finish one. Not as fast as some friends of ours, but still. How about them apples."
"How about Trivial Pursuit? No? No one ever wants to play that with me. Fine. Pillow Fight!"
"Well, thanks for stopping by. Come again!"
Matt actually mentioned to me that he would like a similar welcome mat but have it say "Go Away" instead. I think I like the "Welcome" better.
ReplyDeleteI want the binary mat!!
ReplyDeleteI want all of these!
ReplyDeleteOur mat says, "I'm a lover, not a fighter!"
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