Porsche Pranks

Ok, so I don't actually own a Porsche. I own a '95 Saturn. But if I knew someone who owned a great car, I would love to use these prank products on them. First, I'd write them a fake parking ticket. This might actually come in handy; if I wrote enough of these, maybe I could make enough to pay rent!

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And then I would leave I nice little skid mark. If someone key-ed my car, I doubt I'd notice. But I know some people who do a walk around aesthetics check before they get in their car every day. Wouldn't you love to watch the horror on their faces if they found something like this?

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I think I'm sounding more and more evil the more I think about how much I envy beautiful cars. Don't get me wrong, my little Saturn is a sturdy little thing, and I'll drive it in to the dirt, but maybe we all just need to show our clunkers a little consideration. Even the Ford Pintos in our lives need a little tender loving care.

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I actually saw a minivan with a band-aid just like this on it's smashed up sliding door. It made me feel sorry for the little guy. I bet my Saturn was jealous that I just leave his wounds unattended. Someone call Child Services!