Someone is Dying to say Hello!

I'm not sure I understand the appeal of lawn ornaments. Plastic flamingos: ok they're tacky but kind of cute, unless you count their beady little eyes. Garden gnomes: just scary, period. They just sit there on the lawn and spy on you from behind their facial hair and pointy hats. I think the only time lawn attire is acceptable is during Halloween when people stick those Styrofoam tombstones in their flower beds. But don't you think this is taking it a little over the top?

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