I was in K-Mart the other day when I found this shower curtain (this photo is from the K-Mart website; it is not the uncensored photo I warned of above):
Each bird is helpfully labelled. Apparently in the world of shower ducks, there are cowboy ducks, funky ducks, fashion ducks, yupee ducks, poker ducks, surfer ducks, dreamy ducks, moroccan ducks, doctor ducks, french ducks, and even sitting ducks. And they're all appropriately dressed to fit their persona. Except for the French duck. Why is it cream with brown stripes on its tushie? It's in the bottom row on the far left. Are those supposed to be boot marks? Poor french duck.
Now to the uncensored picture. I'm sure you've sometimes thought I'm vilifying the makers of products featured here on WhatWeirdos. Not so. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you , my bathroom:
It's my bathroom. And it's uncensored. You were expecting something else?!
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I don't secretly want this. I publicly want this! I would totally buy this curtain!
ReplyDeleteI love rubber duckies. My one and only bout of theivery in my youth was a rubber ducky. It was part of a display at a crazy hat shop in Missoula, MT. This curtain... this curtain reminds me of that duck, and now I want this curtain.
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