I don't like to floss. I've met one person who liked it, and she liked gargling with mouthwash as well, so I think we can all deduce that she was insane. Candy Town USA has a plan for making flossing more fun, but I think they're just making my morning sickness* worse.
Bacon, waffle, and coffee. What they need after that is a mouthwash that purports to taste like pancake syrup.
Thanks to Juli M. for this assault on our morning senses.
*Yes. That's what I said. Morning sickness ;)
Yay for morning sickness! Okay, not so much. But congrats!
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ReplyDeleteI have read, and read, and re-read this post and I just don't get it, how is bacon flavored, anything, an assault on the senses?
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