Back by semi-popular demand

It's been awhile since I posted.  Okay, a long while, okay, we're in a whole new year.  I'm sure you've missed me terribly.  I missed you, too.  I missed you so much I'd like to give you a gift.  The gift of dirt. And it is not cheap.

(source here)

That's right, it's even authenticated dirt. For you to put your drink on.  It's a strange household that cares so much about not getting drink stains on the coffee table but uses dirt to prevent a mishap.  And pays $40 for the privilege.

People who use coasters don't generally want dirt on their tables.