The Rest Stop: Part II

After using the lovely facilities, we walked past the display case below the cash register.  What if someone bought every item?  What would they be like?

Behind the glass we have:  tobacco pipes. alarm clocks, camouflaged led flashlights, round kites (on the left--sorry for the camera phone quality), toe rings, and a 2 GB memory stick.  And that's not all that was in there. A little to the left of the kites were fish eggs, key chains, skull earrings, and a TracMe locator beacon.  In case such a person could ever EVER be lost.  Just in case the smoke from their pipe, camo light, kite, and the glint from their bling all fail.