How to torture your dog

"Rufus!  Rufus!  Come here boy!  Look what I got for ya!  Let's get some exercise.  Chase the bubbles!"

(source here)

Arf! Arf!  ar...rrrGRRRRR!

"What's the matter boy?  Huh Rufus?  What is it?"

GRRR!  [snarl]

"Whatsamatter?  I thought you loved the smell of bacon."

(source here)

"See!  Says right here on the Bubble Buddy package:  'bacon-flavored bubbles for your pet'"

Thanks Juli!