Bacon Week!

Hurray!  It's the much anticipated BACON WEEK!!!!

Let's set the scene.
"Bonjour Monsieur!  Welcome to Chez Bacon.  Are you ready to order?"
"Yes!  I am REALLY hungry so I'll have the eggs, sushi, dip, pizza, and heck, give me a side of bacon strips."
"Excellent, monsieur.  And would you like that with strips of bacon, bacon bits or Squeez Bacon?"
"Um... I guess I'll try something new.  Give me the Squeez Bacon."

[several minutes later the food arrives]

(source here)

"Waiter!!!!!"

"Yes, monsieur?"

"Is this some kind of joke?  This looks like someone, uh, someone relieved themselves all over my food!  Look at it!"

(same source again)

"Ah!  Tis beautiful, no?  It is Swedish."

(source here)

.Thanks Juli ;)