OMGosh! The perfect stuff for your pooch!

Like, I totally, like, found the perfect, um, things, for my smoochie oochums.  Cause, see, like, I know that dogs don't like jumping.  So I've like totally gotten her a puppy ramp to get in and out of my hummer.  Now her nails won't get chipped or worn down, cause fer sure that would be yuck.

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And I bet you like can't guess what I got her for her birthday.  Like guess.  You don't know?  LOL!  I like totally, um, got her this cultured pearl necklace!  Cause like my little snuffy uffy would rather stay home than go outside without the perfect jewelry.

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Oops!  Sorry the picture looks totally like I took it with my phone!  Here's a closeup of the collar.  Er, I mean, necklace:

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I die!  It's bananas.  If you want one you're in lucky land cause this one necklace is only $139 (minimum order:  six).  Like totally.