Who do you think will win these toys' epic battle?
They both have their strengths and weaknesses:
Bacon | Tofu |
Sends Tofu’s vegan minions bolting in terror | Can’t be felled by anyone with a soy allergy |
Extremely flexible for hand to hand combat | Can break into a million pieces, each following their Tofu leader |
Gives heartburn to anyone foolish enough to kill it. | Threatens to unleash its secret deadly weapon, alfalfa, on salads everywhere. The Horror. |
wait what are they?
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