The Knight Visitor

Yesterday I entered a chilli cook-off.  I won a night in my bathroom.
A Knight to Remember.

(source here)

Ha, ha, just kidding.  I only won the night, not the knight.  

Too bad; he could have told me medieval poop jokes while I did my bidness.

"Some people don't like going through trap doors.  

With this suit on, I couldn't go without one."

Thanks goes to Juli M. for the shining bathroom armour, 

and to Lisa R. for the trap door.