Sunday, 8 August 2010

You better drive safely, cause this sure won't help

[First off, I need to apologize profusely for leaving you all hanging for the last few days.  My brother got married yesterday (congratulations!) and I just didn't get to the blog.  I hope you'll understand and accept my sincerest apologies.  Apologies so sincere I want to offer you a gift:  the gift of laughter.  I'm so generous.]

I've done a lot of driving this weekend and I was thinking I want you all to be protected while you drive; I want you to be safe.  So I think you should all enjoy this blast from the weirdo past:

Safety felt cap

Please be safe.  Wear more than just a felt hat as protection if you fear head injuries.  

Here's the small print if you're having trouble reading it: 
"The Motorway Cap is specially designed to give motorists protection from HEAD INJURIES and incorporates the special 'No. 11 anti-shock felt' developed by the British Hat and Feltmakers Research Association.  The hat is made in a smart and fashionable shape, and in a variety of colours." (emphasis added)

Clearly the British Hat and Feltmakers Research Association has it in for the motorists:  
"He he, we'll call it the No. 11 version so they'll think we tested it on other versions first!  Bwa ha ha!"


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2 comments:

  1. Keri8 August 2010 at 22:57:00 GMT-7

    I love this! Felt is so so safe.

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  2. Lisa16 August 2010 at 09:36:00 GMT-7

    I think the only thing getting protected by this felt is whatever that guy has hidden under the hat. He's got kind of a sinister look. I think it's the mustache! I'm guessing there's a fried egg on his head.

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