Talking mounted deer

I think we've all accepted that some people think that singing mounted fish are funny.  But what about singing deer?  Aren't you afraid that someone might reprogram it to sing something other than the apparently appropriate "Sweet Home Alabama"?

(Source here)

The product description is quite helpful:  "A great conversation starter, our singing reindeer will entertain your friends and family [are you really that desperate?]!  Hang him in your downstairs toilet [why only downstairs?  Is Buck afraid of heights?], hallway, living room or log cabin for an instant Lynyrd Skynryd hit.  Choose motion activated or push button play functions and sing along to this classic hit!"

I think you should put Buck in the bathroom.  Facing the toilet.  And make it motion activated.  It will keep the line to the bathroom short.