Freudian....

Today is dedicated to Sigmund Freud.  Because German accents are funny... when English speakers try to imitate them.  Vat did you Vant me tu zay?

You ztart weeth ze akshon figure:

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Zen you und me can shange for ze night on ze town:

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I... Iz zat suppozed to be me?  You are tranzferring your childhood angst.  Are you nervous about zpending time wiz me? A leetle bit ztressed?

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You ver late to our leetle date.  Have you bin forgetting sings? Trwy righting sings down.  Let you soughts flow.

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Just relax und let me observe you.  Sink about you are in your jammies, und slipperz.

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Yez, yez, I sink I see ze problem, you are...euh, iz zat... Iz zat Carl Jung?  No!!!
[Sigmund runs away in fright]

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This is your Sigmund Freud action figure's arch enemy, Carl Jung.  I've noticed that no action figure can be sold without another character to fight with.  I wonder what Freud would say.