La da de dum dum la la de de dum.... Jane sways as she listens to the music. It has been a magical night. Brad is such a hunk, and he's seems so sensitive. He's almost perfect. He isn't a vegetarian, but she thinks she can change him--she thinks she's falling in love, and eternity is a long time.
Jane is touched by his nervousness; she spotted him applying lip balm before they got out of the car. He must be as apprehensive as she. Will their first kiss be as enchanting as she is hoping? Will this be the start of a lifetime together?
*smooch*
Nope. Nada. Never going to happen.
"I'm sorry Brad, goodbye."
She closes the door in disgust. Stupid jdfoods bacon lipbalm.
You know, this might be a good product for the GIRL to be wearing on a first date.
ReplyDeleteI'll bet the wax makes your lips greasy, too.